(When you’re trying to move past someone)
A: Depends if you’re a man or a woman.
If you’re a man, you push your large protruding gut, sheathed in a sweat-stained t-shirt, into the target person. Apply a double force of springy physical pressure from your belly and sharp olfactory pressure from your body stench to shove the target aside. If all this fails, make skin-to-skin contact (e.g. wipe your arm against target’s, push your damp hair into target’s face) to transfer your sour-salty fluid to the other person – he/she should recoil in disgust and allow you to pass.
If you’re a woman, you may use your fake Gucci bag as a ram, taking care to wipe any residue from the bottom of the bag onto the clothing of your target. Your heels also come in handy for piercing the foot, and you may also broadcast your movement into the target’s personal space via shrill noises into your mobile phone. You may also employ the pushing practice suggested for men (see above), but women commonly use their misshapen hips and behinds.
Never directly ask the target to pass or tap them on the shoulder, these are not accepted practice in Hong Kong.